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A cigarette wobbled under the clerk's scrubby mustache. "Next," he said, bored. A young woman stumbled to the counter, shoved by the queue. Mousy brown bangs curtained her face, brushed in an attempt to conceal the veiny, wine-red blotch around her left eye. The clerk fixed her with a rheumy stare. "Have you worked with […]

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All in the Golden Afternoon

d100 flower pixies. Few organisms have mastered the art of sexual reproduction quite like pixies. Pixifers produce blooms which, after several days of sun exposure, metamorphose into sapient, motile pixies. Most species bloom in spring or throughout the summer.

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Shimmeling

If a patch of mold has sprung up in your cellar, you'd best investigate. Check the mold's consistency. If it's black, brown, green, or at all fuzzy, you're fine; scrub it off and don't worry about it again. If it's grey, streaked with pus-yellow veins, and spotted with slimy, wiggling flagella, you may be in […]

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